Dr House Unforgettable

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again

If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything

Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good

We are who people think we are.

Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.

Work smart, not hard. That's my philosophy, boss.